FAQ. Frequently Asked Questions.
Now with answers!
Alien Food Symbols. They're
here. And they have the munchies.
Annual Letters to Friends.
We succumb to the trend.
Art. Physical and conceptual objects
that we have not collected.
Big Blab Box. Send us your very
biggest thoughts!
Broken Jokes. Take my wife, for
example.
Comics. For a very narrow demographic.
Commencement Address.
Daft drafts.
Cthulhu Haiku. As if from the
shunned memory of a foetid dream.
Doodles. Turning boredom into art.
Generic Literature. Literature's
abstract essence.
Helenisms. Half of one, six dozen
of the other.
Magnetic Poetry. You are a
goddess / who sins to lie in my bed.
Nostalgia. Surely no one
cares about this besides me!
Osceolaland. Our very own theme
park. Walt would be jealous.
Podcasts. We become a household
name.
Random Little Writings.
Too small to be seen.
Shower Songs. You sing them.
So do we. But we write our own.
Steve's Curriculum Vitae. What he
does other than Plurp.
Terrorism. America at war.
The Answering Machine. We
delight in confusing our callers.
The Mia Chronicles. Who is
Mia? What is it all about?
Trip Reports. Where we
are when we're somewhere else.
Usage Statistics.
Documentary evidence of our unpopularity.
Windows Backgrounds. Downloadable
diversions of a certain kind.
Site Map. Of course we have one.
