Q: What is Plurp?
A: It's a weblog.
Q: No, I mean, what does it mean?
A: What an odd question. What does a rock
mean?
Q: No, I mean, what does the word "Plurp"
mean?
A: Oh. We see. We don't think it's actually
in the dictionary.
Q: No, no! Look. You have a weblog named
"Plurp". I got that. But why did you call it that?
A: Oh! That's easy. We don't know.
Q: Who are you?
A: We'll get back to you on that. But while
you're waiting, have some pretzels.
Q: Do you have a site map?
A: Of course. Click here.
Q: What's with your weird
home page? Why don't you have a normal home page like normal people?
A: We don't know any normal people.
Q: Why should I care who you are or what
you like?
A: You shouldn't. You shouldn't care about
anything you see on the Web. Didn't you know that most of it is just made
up by people like us?
Q: I think it's really cool that you have
your own Internet domain. How do I get one of my own?
A: You know, if you had asked us that just
a few weeks ago, we could have helped you out. But now, it turns out that
almost all of
the domains have been taken. Sorry.
Q: One of your Web pages doesn't look right
in my browser. When are you going to fix it?
A: Oh
sure. And then you'll want us to fix your toaster, and figure out why
your front door doesn't close properly when it rains.
Q: I'm using an ancient Web browser on Linux
with a few special hacks of my own. One of your Web pages does something
strange when I click on it. When are you going to fix it?
A: Let's see. We have an opening when
pigs fly and another when
hell freezes over. Which is better for you?
Q: Why did you create these Web pages? Are
you trying to tell me something profound or subtle about yourself, computing,
or society as a whole?
A: Yes. We haven't figured out what it
is, though.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: Oh! We know that one. Click here.
Q: Why is this page black?
A: It's not. Are you sure your screen
is turned on?
Q: Are you sure this is legal?
A: Actually, we're pretty sure it's not.
Please don't tell anyone.
Q: Are you funded by a secret government
project?
A: No. We actually own the government,
through controlling shares in the Trilateral
Commission and the Masonic
Order. (Fnord.)
Q: Are there really orbital mind-control
lasers that dictate all of our thoughts?
A: Dang! Those things are on the
blink again! Uh, no, of course not. Who ever heard of such a silly
thing?
Q: Where can I find out more information
about the things I've seen on your Web pages?
A: Click here.
